Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I'm Never Going to Wal Mart Again!!!!

Mindy, Mom, ardie and I made a trip to Wal Mart Just now, and Ross wow I love Ross. Any way... I know know by the heading of this post your probably thinking wow Kirsten is such a spoiled brat. Well here is the story, Mindy and I were in the gum isle and there was this guy he gave me a smile and I just ignored it. I was already creeped out. Then he says to Mindy "Hi are you from here" Mindy was takin back and she was like "ah ya." I am just standing there in the longest 5 seconds of my life, sweating, heart skipping a beat, thinking of Micheal Jackson and remembering all of the stories I heard in Forensics. Then Mindy and I look at some Mp3 players while we both are still freaked out. By this point mindy is thinking "man I should have been a little more nice to him." While I was just thinking "were is mom we need to get out of here!" Mindy was like "oh no! we told mom we would meet her in the food section." Meaning we had to go back to were he was. We walk back Mindy and me are watching our backs doing the classic CSI moves right before there going to break in with there guns and arrest someone. Ok thats an exageration. I told Mindy we should play the game dodge were one person yells dodge when they see him and whoever spots him and yealls dodge first wins. We end up seeing him again mindy and I quickly pick up the pace. Mom isn't in the food section. We finally find mom and ardie in the craft section . We look around for a long while at random things my heart is still beating and I am still looking around just in case. Finally I am like "mindy, If he is still here ,He must be a creepy weirdo because what guy would be walking around in Wal Mart for over a hour and a half. We get to the check out and we see him coming from the from the other side straight on I look away and so does mindy "were like mom thats him, thats him, ardie stay in front of us." We check out and he is in he check next to us. Still i am freaked out and Mindy is like "don't look at him Kirsten." We leave a little bit before him and his car is like to rows infront of us and he is putting gorceries in it. This whole time Ardie is saying he doesn't look like a petifile. I am like "ya ard because your the Petifile expert", "Stop standing on your tippy toes and pointing." We are in the car driving off were making sure he isn't following us and ardie is like ya my Petifile signal didn't go off and mindy says "we shouldn't have been so mean to him." I was like "are you kidding me."


So back to the heading I am tramatized and Mom is not allowed to go to Wal Mart alone again! If I need something there I will ask mom or one of my super buff brother in laws to get it for me!!! I am never going to Wal Mart again.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, Creepy! I go to Walmart every 2 days. now I feel creeped out! I have to say, the way you described it, I could picture everything and it made me laugh. I am sorry you are traumatised! But didn't Sunny and Alex had their first date at Walmart? There are good Walmart stories I hope. I hope we can hang out soon!

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